Kourtney Kardashian Gives Start to Baby Girl

Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to the woman’s second bastard youngster with Ike Bateman Scott Disick on Weekend, a baby young lady she named Penelope Disick. It’s interesting because until finally she’s three or four, it’ll sound like she’s stating “Pee Pee Dick” when your woman tries to point out her title. Once she masters hard consonants, though, you can rest assured that will her primary school peers will be right now there to pick up slack. Radar Online affirms:

Via an all-natural delivery, [Kourtney] delivered the particular 7-pound, 14-ounce tot at Los Angeles’s Cedars-Sinai Clinic early Weekend morning.

Kourtney instructed E! in the statement: “Scott and I are thrilled to pleasant our valuable angel Penelope Scotland Disick into our lives.”

Scotland? Really? 15 bucks claims neither one of these stupid twats can point out Scotland on a map. This individual just liked it given it has the phrase “Scott” in it. GOD I hate that total family.

Kourtney in the bikini over the years, because until yesterday she was still expectant: